Five Lesbians returns tomorrow at 8:00pm

AUDITION
NOTICE!
Sat. Dec. 21st

AUDITION NOTICE
What If? Productions will be holding auditions for the East Coast premiere of the new play
Kate & Sam Are Not Breaking Up Saturday Dec. 21st at 4:30pm at 84 � Society Street. This new work from our sister theatre The New Colony (Five Lesbians Eating A Quiche, Hearts Full of Blood) is currently enjoying a critically acclaimed extended run in The Windy City. What If? plans to debut this production as part of the Piccolo Spoleto Festival in 2014. 

THE SHOW 

Hollywood's hottest young couple has decided to split up for good. As the media erupts in speculation and their fanbase begins to dissolve, one man decides to take matters into his own hands. Kidnapped by the fanboy from hell the pair is faced with a choice- rekindle their dead relationship or suffer the consequences.

AUDITION INFO:
Saturday Dec. 21st at 4:30pm
84 1/2 Society Street (between Meeting & King)
cold readings from the script

AVAILABLE ROLES:
Kate
- early 20's attractive yet glum movie star. Think Kristen Stewart

Sam
- early 20's attractive movie star ala Robert Pattison

Bill
- schlubby late 20's / early 30's fan boy loser with a slight mental problem

 

Becky
- 16 year old super smart teen age fan girl

 

If you are interested in auditioning email us at play@whatifproductions.org
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Five Lesbians Eating A Quiche returns tomorrow at 8pm
Get your muff in gear and buy your tickets now HERE!

Remaining shows Dec. 12 -14 & 19 - 21 at 8pm
and Dec. 15 at 7pm