In case you missed it, Andrew Cuomo has finally announced the title of his upcoming memoir. Are you ready, New York? Here it is:

All Things Possible: Setbacks and Success in Politics and Life

We're all atwitter. And we're sure you're excited, too.  

But we couldn't help but think that title could use some jazzing up.  

After all, is "All Things Possible" really an appropriate title for a Governor who has totally failed to change New York's status as the most taxed, most regulated, least business-friendly, least economically free, least personally free state in America?

Here are our best suggestions for a new subtitle:

• All Things Possible: Even a Hypothetical Budget Surplus (No, really, just take my word for it)  

• All Things Possible: Just Not a Decision on Fracking

• All Things Possible: But I Decided that it Didn't Really Matter that Sheldon Silver had Protected Sexual Abusers so I Did Nothing.

• All Things Possible: Don't Believe me? Check out my $140 Million, Taxpayer-funded Ad Campaign

• All Things Possible: Except Protecting New Yorker' Second Amendment Rights

• All Things Possible: Because if you can make Lasagna with Cottage Cheese, What Can't you do?