First off, I'm Bud O'Crowley (for this month anyway), and even though I'm not really Irish, it doesn't stop me from partaking in the art of consuming mass quantities of green beer this time of year. I also enjoy telling a good Irish joke or two.
Second off, here goes ...
An Englishman
stops Paddy for directions... "Excuse me pal, what's the quickest way to Dublin?"
Paddy says "Are you on foot or in the car?"
The Englishman says "In the car."
Paddy replies "That's the quickest!"
Third off, I'm fine thank you. I'm just fine.
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Thank you. You're welcome.
Cheers!
Bud Crowley
Head Honcho
Member Clean Plate Club
President of the International Flossers Assoc.
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