This hiliarious farcical play
is written by a local playwright from Lowell, John Neary, under the pen name, John Anthony.
The case: "A community theatre diva has been killed by a falling sandbag during the "So Long, Dearie" number in a production of HELLO DOLLY. Her wimpy husband has been accused of the crime, and brought to trial. From this point on, the plot, such as it is, pretty much defies description as Defense Attorney Static and Prosecutor Cling present their cases to Judge Roy. L. Been (rhymes with "pin"). One by one, various community theatre types take the stand to testify, and it is the nuttiest parade of witnesses this side of Perry Mason."*
