Be the comedian of Leadership with these corny jokes!
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game 'Monopoly'.
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out, man!
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
How does NASA organize their company parties?
They planet!
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "How do you drive this thing?"
I just went to an emotional wedding; even the cake was in tiers!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
You want to hear a pizza joke? Nevermind...it's pretty cheesy.
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