Brighten up the Summer with these Quirky Jokes! What did the Buffalo say when his son went to school? Bison. Why can't you run through a campground? It would be "Ran" because it's past tents. Why shouldn't you ever iron your four leaf clover? You don't want to press your luck!
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in big trouble. You have my Word.
What did one ocean say to the other?
Nothing, they just waved.
Which American President was least guilty?
Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.
What did the barista say when she received a large tip?
Thanks a Latte!
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear!
How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
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