TEQUILA  TIMES
Volume 20 Issue 6 - June 2017
CAPTAIN YOGI'S USELESS
BUT IMPORTANT INFORMATION

Hello Everybody!

Well, It’s here! Summer is unofficially begun! Still have yet to get in the pool but we’re getting there. Yesterday was our official kick off to the summer events. It started with the first ever Amish Parrott Cornhole tournament! It was a perfect day, warm, a little breezy (If you ask me, windy as all get out and that’s why Lynn and I didn’t win one game). We did have some teams show up that were playing in the State Championships on Sunday and man, did we get schooled! Don and Ginny Isabella and Scott ‘Crasher’ Braasch’s team did represent us well, making it into the playoffs. And to top off the day Tropical Soul, as Dennis put it version 2.017b (I think that’s what he said) played to a great crowd on a beautiful evening with Range End as the backdrop. To top off the evening, we had been selling raffle tickets for a set of Margaritaville Cornhole boards for the National Parkinson’s Foundation and raised $350. Just so happens, The Augustine’s won the boards. Thanks to First Mate Scott and all the volunteers for putting on a great event!

Our next summer event of course is the 3rd Annual Jakie Invitational on Sunday, August 20th at the Rich Valley Golf Course. We already have 40 plus golfers signed up an still registering fast, so don’t wait. Tropical Soul, version (only Dennis knows) will be providing the tunes thru the afternoon and as always, plenty of great raffle items and rumor has it, another set of cornhole boards to raffle off! Remember, this a great cause for the PA Wounded Warriors, so dig deep. We’re also looking for sponsors an raffle donations if you can help!

Last, but certainly not least, we are starting to put plans together for out 20th year anniversary party and we are asking for your suggestions on who/what you would like to see. We are still working on a date and hope to announce it sometime in the next several weeks. We want to make this event worthy of representing the club being in existence for 20 years! Please contact any of the board members for suggestions.

Everyone have a great and Safe summer!!

Pools Open! FINALLY!

Captain Yogi

PURSER REPORT
MEMBERSHIP REPORT
JUNE 2017
Our current 2017 membership is at 80.  


Remember, if you haven't renewed your membership, it is time!  You can now renew right on our newly designed website using the Membership Menu and  your credit card.  
click here:    PHIAP Membership

The Parrotheads in Amish Paradise have a lot of great events planned for our 20th Anniversary Year, encourage your friends and family to join and we will all  "Party With A Purpose"

Have you checked out the newly designed PHIAP website yet?  


SHARK BITES
Trolling for Things To Do!
JIMMY BUFFET TOUR DATES
MAY 18th Veterans United  Amphitheater VA Beach, 

MAY 20th Jiffy Lube Center Bristow, VA

AUGUST 15th Jones Beach Wantagh, NY

AUGUST 17th BB&T Pavilion Camden, NJ

AUGUST 19th Xfinity Center Mansfield, MA

If you wish to attend any of these concerts at Parrotheads prices and your membership is in good standing contact Don "Yogi" Captain@AmishParrotheads.com
WIN TICKETS TO JIMMY BUFFETT CONCERT IN CAMDEN
Margaritaville Madness at Mother Ocean
July 1st Dennis and Heather will be playing at "Mother Ocean."  This is an open invitation to enjoy them with our friends, neighbors, and Parrotheads.  2pm-10pm Bring a chair, towel, side dish, and a donation for the musicians.  Car pool if possible!

9 Spring View Ct.
Mechanicsburg, PA 17050

NEWS FROM YOUR CREW
@ The CRU!
SUMMER DECK SEASON
HAS BEGUN! 

a Bit of Humor...
ARE YOU READY FOR CORNHOLE!!


Donations
Donations for the Homeless

Food (ie.. PB J, cracker packs, canned soup...) 
UNDERWEAR
SOCKS
CHAPSTICK
TOILETRIES... 

Donations for Humane Society 

Dog / Cat food
Kitty litter
Paper towels

Any questions, contact Lynn Krieger

Do You have great pictures to share?

Send you pictures for the Tequila Times to: 

  The New Venue for our monthly socials is   The Cru Pizza & Deli Restaurant.  For more information on our new venue check out their website : The Cru Pizza and Deli


As we all found out last month, the food is amazing, the staff is fabulous and its a BYOB!  Coming up for our March Social is a Mixer Bar. So bring along your tequila and mix your own Margarita!
(or your Rum, Vodka, etc...)














CRASHER'S MONTHLY CONCOCTION


"There's Booze in the Blender
& Soon it will Render,
That Frozen Concoction
that helps me hang on!"
CRASH KILLER

Even if you don't like the Drink, which I doubt, at least buy the Tiki Glass!!!

2 oz  Captain Morgan Spiced Rum
12 oz Freshly squeezed pineapple juice
1 oz  Freshly squeezed orange juice
1 oz Coco Lopez coconut cream

Shake it up!!!

RONALD McDONALD HOUSE CHARITY
Sunday Brunch at Hershey

DATES:
Fall 2017


We need a group for  Brunches this Fall . 
  Sign up by yourself and make a few new phriends!
It easy, fun and very full-filing.

More details:

Please let Jane Hess know if you can help!



  CORN HOLE TOURNAMENT UPDATE














Our very own, Steve Augustine
was the winner of the 
fabulous Cornhole Boards on Saturday night!

And we raised $600 for The Parkinson Foundations
Yeah Us!!


3rd Annual Jakie Invitational
@ Rich Valley Golf Course

MINATURE GOLF TOURNAMENT

Save The Date

August 20th 2017

Volunteers Needed for the day of the event


CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW TO

GO TO OUR WEBSITE 

SIGN UP YOUR TEAM

BECOME A SPONSOR

BE A HOLE SPONSOR

REGISTER FOR THE JAKIE INVITATIONAL

ALL RIGHT FROM OUR WEBSITE!!
Road Clean Up Dates

Chip in, Help out,
 then beers and lunch at
The Blue Room, 
Middletown 

Next Dates:

July 22nd 2017
October 14th 2017

Contact Jane Hess to Volunteer

  JAKIE'S JOURNAL JUNE 2017

Our current membership is 80
Remember if you haven't sent in your renewal yet, its now available ON-LINE - CLICK below


DOESN'T GET MUCH EASIER!!
Grab your friends, family, neighbors and join in the phun of Partying with a Purpose!

Have a question about membership?

WELCOME TO THE PHLOCK!


JUNE BIRTHDAYS
JUNE 1  - PAT FINK

JUNE 2  - PHYLLIS HARMON
                  
JUNE 10 -  CHRIS HOOVER

JUNE 11 - KENT McCOY

JUNE 14 - ADAM DAWSON

JUNE 20 - EMILY HESKETT

JUNE 29 - KATHY MEADOWS

JULY 4 -  MARTHA ORNDORF


JUNE ANNIVERSARIES
 JUNE 1- NANCY AND TOM MIELE


What is a
Parrothead?
Have you ever been asked what a Parrothead is?  Here is a video that will help explain what we are all about.  Share the link with a friend and maybe we can expand the PHLOCK!

HELP INCREASE MEMBERSHIP!!!!  TELL A FRIEND!!!
CAPTAIN AND CREW
  CAPTAIN: Don “Yogi” Krieger

     captain@amishparrotheads.com

FIRST MATE: Scott "Crasher" Braasch

    firstmate@amishparrotheads.com

PURSER: Diane Clapper

   purser@amishparrotheads.com

SCRIBE:  Deb Fink

    scribe@amishparrotheads.com

CREW MEMBERS AT LARGE:

  Phyllis Harmon & Jane Hess

    crew@amishparrotheads.com 

CRUISE DIRECTOR:  Lynn Stewart-Krieger

    cruise2@amishparrotheads.com

MUSIC DIRECTOR: Sue McCaughey

    music@amishparrotheads.com

NAVIGATOR/WEBMSTER: Adam Dawson

    webmaster@amishparrotheads.com

TEQUILA TIMES:

tequilatimes@amishparrotheads.com

MEMBERSHIP DIRECTOR: Ginny Isabella

  membership@amishparrotheads.com

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