Clown Computing takes every clich� in IT Sales and makes it a reality. Let's look at every prediction you've heard regarding the miracle of Cloud Computing and follow it to its illogical conclusion.
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Every Fluffy Cloud Winds up as a Pie in Your Face
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Promise of the Cloud
Cloud Computing offers more speed, more flexibility, and more innovation for less money. It's truly an international phenomenon. Especially when you get to interact with new on-line pals from North Korea, Russia, and China!
Unlike the Cloud, Clown Computing really delivers:
Storage
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Growth
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You'll Never Outgrow These Babies
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Hair
In the IT World, managers and engineers run around like their hair is on fire. With Clown Computing, your hair really looks like it's on fire.
Bozos
Clown Computing offers real Bozos, not IT Managers who act like Bozos.
Is Cloud Computing a Clown Car?
Cloud Computing does have a historical precedent. Back in the 50s and 60s, huckster salespeople sold South Florida swampland to gullible northerners. It became a clich�, popularized by movies such as Glengarry Glen Ross.
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While some of those land parcels remain worthless, others became communities such as Marco Island, Fort Myers, and Sarasota. Many of the people "ripped off" by the real estate scams ended up making a fortune.
As Leonard Rosen,one of the most notorious Florida Developers, ruefully once said, "All our lies turned out to be true".
Let's hope the same thing happens to Cloud Computing!
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