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The Fourth of July weekend was approaching, and Miss Pelham, the nursery school teacher, took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism.
'We live in a great country,' she announced. 'One of the things we should be happy is that, in this country, we are all free.'
Trevor, who was a little boy in her class, came walking up to her from the back of the room. He stood with his hands on his hips and said loudly, 'I'm not free. I'm four.'
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Quote of the Day
Liberty is always dangerous, but it is the safest thing we have. Harry Emerson Fosdick
Humorous Quote of the Day
You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. Jeff Foxworthy
Fact of the Day (don't quote me)
The word 'patriotism' comes from the Latin patria, which means 'homeland' or 'fatherland.'
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