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Red SoxSox swept to finish dreadful homestand  Boston Herald
Red SoxLosers lamenting   Boston Herald
Red SoxLester's losing patience   Boston Herald
Red SoxMelancon up, Hill back to DL   Boston Herald
Red SoxSox Swept; Valentine Rips Umpires (Video)   Boston.com
Red SoxOrtiz the choice in drive time  Boston.com
Red SoxLoss of temper   Boston.com
Red SoxHustling Nats earn Fenway sweep   The Star Democrat
Red SoxHarper's hustle helps cap Nats' sweep  Washington Times
Red SoxA 'statement series' for Nats  CSN Washington 
Red SoxDave D'Onofrio's Sox Beat: Valentine's frustration comes to a full boil  Union Leader
Red SoxNats' sweep leaves Sox grumbling  ESPN
Red SoxJosh Beckett Takes the Mound in Miami Against His Former Team  NESN
Red SoxRed Sox Won't Be an Elite Team If They Can't Hit Elite Pitching   NESN 
Red SoxCeltics' Collapse Latest Blow to Boston  Yaoo Sports
Red SoxSpinners-Knights set for Friday in Lowell  Nashua Telegraph
Red SoxAceves: 'I feel sorry for other teams'  CSNNE
Red SoxA Series Matter: Red Sox-Marlins and Decadence  Projo
Red SoxDepth of bullpen should help weather the loss of Hill  Projo
Red SoxSeason of tough breaks continues for Lester  Projo
Red SoxThe next Hanley? Why Red Sox prospect Xander Bogaerts could be the next big thing    WEEI
Red SoxRed Sox frustration mounts as they're swept away by the Nationals  WEEI
Red SoxPreview: Boston at Miami   CBS Sports
Red SoxMarlins' Josh Johnson takes matchup with Red Sox's Beckett very seriously   Miami Herald

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Horse or Chicken? 

  

A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. 

 

To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse.

 

To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given.

 

He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening. "Who's the boss around here?" he asked. 

 

"I am." said the man. 

 

"I have a black horse and a brown horse," the farmer said, "which one would you like?"

 

The man thought for a minute and said, "The black one."

 

"No, no, no, get the brown one." the man's wife said.

 

"Here's your chicken." said the farmer.  

 

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Early Roman brides carried a bunch of herbs, such as garlic and rosemary, under their veils to symbolize fidelity and fertility and to ward off evil. These herbs served as a precursor to the modern bridal bouquet.

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Paw

Josh, as a lifelong Technocrat, I agree with you from a technological POV. A field generated by each player at bat would be most accurate. But the practical side of things opens up a lot of confounds.
 

Players come in varied sizes and shapes and wear their uniforms differently, possibly in different weather too. How many uniforms does a full time player use in a season? What about minor leaguers? Will they be outfitted when they are brought up and will the feeder systems be required to keep an electronic profile for every player there too? 

 
What about catcher's interferrence? Would an off field official punch in each player's profile when they came up to bat so the catcher's sensors would not confuse the system? Or can his sensors be turned off, or maybe line his gear with lead? And, of course, player implants would send the ACLU into high gear. Hmmm, what about having a TSA screener that the ondeck batter would have to pass through to get an instant profile? 

 
I know I am getting a bit far fetched, but many of these need to be considered in designing a system. Can you imagine the packaging of a chip in the ball required to keep it impact proof? 

 
These are some logistical issues. I will not get into the cost, or the support these systems would need to maintain the player data. Oh yes, do not allow 38 Studios to bid on this! 

 
Maybe the money and effort would be better invested to periodically and comprehensively test umps as to their skills as well as eyesight. Keep track of the number of foul balls they take on the mask. But then again, that subject is SACROSANCT!

Merrimack Valley Fredd

  

Paw

Ben Cherington can not think outside the box but plays the regulars even though it causes the Red Sox to lose. Red Sox were on a roll winning 14 of 19 games until Youkilis was allowed to play which coupled later with Pedroia returning began Sox losing most games. Youkilis with a few hits and Pedroia with only one hit are sure outs and have killed any hope of Red Sox winning games. Punto and Middlebrooks lately are getting hits but sit on bench. I just can not wait until Crawford, Ross and Ellsbury return. Sox may go on a 20 game losing streak until they figure out how to hit. Just because they are veterans does not mean it is smart to play them. Ross Perot who is very succesful said, I know what you have done in the past but what have you done lately? For Youkilis and Pedroia, the answer is nothing. Play Punto and Middlebrooks. Trade Youk for a starting pitcher and pay his salary.  

Jack Walsh * FT Lauderdale, FL

  

Paw

Dice-K was ready, or very close to it. He did not pitch the game I had hoped he would to cover his paycheck, but its time for him to be back in the game, It is a little sad that we brought our B+ game to the table and Washington, played their A game. I know we can play a little better than w did today, but can't find a scapegoat this time. They tried, they lost. It was far better than last night.

If you spotted any of the team out on the town after last night;s loss, do me a favor and don't tell me. I know a lot of them are young and playing at home but I just want to think the past two days were work, eat, and sleep. If anything else is true it would be a terrible cometary. There wasn't time for even nine holes, so golf wasn't a factor.

Chuck Lewis * Warwick, RI

  

Paw

The problem with the Sox as they continue their skid into Miami? No, its not the manager or the ownership as they have placed very good players on the payroll, and have been well managed. No, its no longer the pitching as the recent starters have pitched well enough to win and kept the team in most of the games.

Minor contributions to losing are Salty's continued errant throws to second and third; however, his clutch hitting has made up for this. Its not Pedey's thumb, or Ross' foot, or Youk's decline or Crawford (who cares?!) - Middlebrooks, Nava, Podsednek, and others have picked up the slack.

The blame mainly falls on three players: Jacoby, Adrian, and Bailey! Jacoby's spark on the bases, in the field, and at the plate is sorely missed and can't be replaced. Adrian's lack of hitting in clutch situation after clutch situation clearly accounts for many lost games. And, let's face it, the loss of an excellent closer and the Sox' inability to find a healthy and consistent replacement has been very costly.

 

I know its tough to single out specific reasons for the sub-par Sox, but if the above three players get back to their normal performances, the Sox will begin to win; and it should all come together after the break......take it to the bank.

Phil from Idaho

  

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