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Red Sox Red Sox, Rangers talked blockbuster  WEEI
Red SoxSox get assist from rain in washing away Tigers  WEEI
Red SoxMatt Albers: 'I enjoyed playing' with Red Sox  WEEI
Red SoxJustin Verlander's streak ends in Tigers' rain-shortened loss  Detroit News
Red SoxMaybe Bobby V. was right after all  ESPN
Red SoxJosh Beckett stays, not wanted  ESPN
Red SoxLively tidbits from quiet deadline day  ESPN
Red SoxLeyland toes line, Tigers balk at umps' call  ESPN
Red SoxRed Sox-Yankees Preview  Yahoo Sports
Red SoxTeam's bold idea: Stick with roster  Boston Herald
Red SoxSox lose Beckett in rain-shortened victory  Boston Herald
Red SoxAL rivals find help they need  Boston Herald
Red Sox'Mistake' costs Ryan Sweeney's year  Boston Herald
Red Sox Sox left to add Craig Breslow   Boston Herald
Red SoxTigers' batting order muddled in middle  Detroit Free Press
Red SoxBoston Looks to Make it Five in a Row, Sweep Series From Tigers  NESN
Red SoxTension of trade deadline comes and goes with little change  Projo
Red SoxRed Sox Journal: Sweeney likely out for year after punching door  Projo
Red SoxCherington: No set program for Crawford  Projo
Red SoxRed Sox acquire reliever Breslow from D-backs  MLB.com
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Joke of the Day
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A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky.

An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket.

"How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated driver asked.

The police officer pointed somberly toward the sky.

"You mean," asked the motorist, "that even He is against me?" 

 

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A man's true state of power and riches is to be in himself.   Henry Ward Beecher

 

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A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it.  Garrison Keillor  

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A theater manager in Seoul, Korea felt that The Sound of Music was too long, so he shortened it by cutting out all the songs. 

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Paw

Bruce of Winchester - Salty is not being sat. He is the DH, and is there anybody else that could fill in effectively for Papi while he is healing? Salty went 2 for 4 last night. I would not want to make Gonzales the DH (also 2 for 4) when he is so much more effective at first. Shoppach did not do that bad - kept the Tigers to 1 run in the first, third, and seventh, while batting 1 for 4 and scoring a run, at least as good as Tek was in batting.

I am assuming that the more he catches, the more confidence the pitchers will have in him. I know I am starting to believe in him as a sound back-up catcher.

Jim Griswold

  

Paw

Regarding Sweeney's hand injury: IDIOT!!! (And not in the 2004 sense of the word.) Granted, he may have been on the chopping or trading block, but he is STILL a member of the Red Sox until the moment he's not, and as such, needs to think about the benefit of the team. We all have frustrations, and granted, he was likely upset at his poor performance in that game. Does that give him permission to do something stupid like punch a wall? NO!! He has a responsibility to his teammates (and yes, to the fans) to give 100%. Now he cannot do that, and may have earned himself a trip to the DL. While he may not be in the top 5 on the team in terms of production, he is still a valuable member. Each player has something to contribute. Apparently that was lost on him in his moment of self-absorbed angst. If I hit a wall every time I got upset at a poor performance by the Sox this year (as a team or any individual player)... good grief! Not sure there are enough walls to even consider that.

RedSoxRita in Dalton

  

Paw

I attended the Red Sox / White Sox game on July 17. During the National Anthem (with color guard) I noticed the entire White Sox team out of the dugout along the third base line. What a refreshing sight! I looked over to the other side and saw about five Red Sox players standing out of the dugout. The rest of the dugout was empty. Everyone in the clubhouse? This is a travesty. The Red Sox should be more respectful to our Anthem and to the men and women in the armed services who protect us. Shame on you, Red Sox.

John * Nashua

  

Paw

Off the normal subject as I have written "us" off for this season. I recently received our mascots "Wally and Molly" and was just wondering if they had last names. If not....I came up with a couple that should create a comment or two. Wally Remy and Molly Orsello. I wonder how the new "fathers" would like that distinction. Care to comment?

Jim from Maine

  

Paw

OK, I know I've stated my opinion that booing is never ok, and a lot of folks disagree, which is fine, but does anyone think it's ok to boo an injured player?!? I heard the boos tonight (Tuesday) as Josh Beckett left the game with an apparent back/side injury. Really? Is that what we fans have become? He had been pitching very well until he was injured and if you watched, you could clearly see exactly when it happened and how his pitches changed. I have to say that I find that deplorable behavior from the fans. Let's hope this injury isn't another serios one for the Sox. Lots of folks wanted Beckett to be traded before the deadline today. Well, he wasn't, and for better or worse we must now support him. Booing an injured player is, in my opinion, totally unacceptable.

Jeneen * Beverly, MA

  

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