June 15, 2012
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Youkilis says goodbye

 

Red SoxYoukilis could be a 'steal' for White Sox  Chicago Sun-Times
Red SoxSteal spotlight: Youkilis deal a no-brainer  Chicago Tribune
Red Sox Youkilis given emotional farewell by teammates, Fenway faithful  Patriot Ledger
Red SoxKevin Youkilis changes Sox  Boston Herald
Red SoxWill Middlebrooks takes torch at 3rd   Boston Herald
Red SoxCody Ross two good in Sox win over Braves   Boston Herald
Red SoxYoukilis trade makes sense for everyone   Boston Herald
Red SoxFelix Doubront Looks to Bounce Back as Sox Take on Blue Jays   NESN
Red SoxYoukilis Out of Boston, Leaving David Ortiz as Lone Member of 2004 World Series Team  NESN
Red SoxYouk Trade Ultimately Improves Red Sox Lineup, Defines Roles for Starters   NESN
Red SoxIt's a nice sendoff for Youkilis   Boston.com
Red SoxHe had critics, but many will miss 'Youk'  Boston.com
Red Sox Youkilis through the years  Boston.com
Red SoxToscano's Red Sox - Blue Jays series preview  CSNNE
Red SoxPunto, Red Sox react to Youkilis trade  CSNNE
Red SoxVideo: Youkilis changes Sox  ESPN
Red SoxValentine: Cook 'more than I was hoping for'   ESPN 
Red SoxFans, teammates embrace Youkilis  ESPN
Red SoxGM: Middlebrooks needs to be in lineup  ESPN
Red SoxBuchholz hospitalized with intestinal problem  Projo
Red SoxFinal curtain call: Youkilis traded to White Sox after emotional sendoff at Fenway  Projo
Red SoxFellow Tar Heel Andrew Miller knows what Bard is going through  Projo
Red Sox A quest fulfilled: In Middlebrooks, Red Sox found their homegrown power hitter  WEEI
Red Sox What we learned on Youkilis' last day as a Red Sox    WEEI
Red SoxWhat the Red Sox got for Youk: A look at Zach Stewart and Brent Lillibridge  WEEI
Red SoxIn Youk's swan song, Ross powers Red Sox   MLB.com
Red SoxYoukilis trade works for all involved parties   MLB.com

 Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day

WARNING: Jokes that appear in this column may not be suitable for all subscribers. Read at your own risk.    

  

The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously. 


"What's the matter?" grumbled the boss. "Haven't you got a sense of humor?"

"I don't have to laugh," she replied. "I'm leaving Friday." 

 

Submitted by:  Steve Lytwyn

 

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Smart AlecQuote of the Day

Passion and prejudice govern the world, only under the name of reason.     John Wesley

 

Humorous Quote of the Day
If, after the first twenty minutes, you don't know who the sucker at the table is, it's you.  David Levien 

Fact of the Day (don't quote me)

Champagne and sparkling wine are too acidic to go well with dark chocolate. Red wine typically compliments it the best.

Standing Room Only 
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Paw

 

Good morning all!  Once again I apologize for the disruption in delivery of Today in Sports.  Even IF I had not lost the power cord, I now realize that there was ZERO time to work on it while at a youth conference at Daytona Beach.  I had 13 7th grade girls under my watch (who I adore) and there was as much drama with them as there is in the Red Sox locker room these days!  Next year, I will just take the week off.  :-)

 

The submissions I had for "On Your Mind" are too dated or are about the service disruption, so we will start from scratch tomorrow morning.  Can't wait to hear what you all are thinking about the Youk trade!  I will also post Mark's column tomorrow.  Just need to check in with him to see if he needs to make any changes.

 

Thanks for your patience!

Trish

  
Have any questions?  Email Trisha Saintelus at john@theremyreport.com