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The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously.
"What's the matter?" grumbled the boss. "Haven't you got a sense of humor?"
"I don't have to laugh," she replied. "I'm leaving Friday."
Submitted by: Steve Lytwyn
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Quote of the Day
Passion and prejudice govern the world, only under the name of reason. John Wesley
Humorous Quote of the Day
If, after the first twenty minutes, you don't know who the sucker at the table is, it's you. David Levien
Fact of the Day (don't quote me)
Champagne and sparkling wine are too acidic to go well with dark chocolate. Red wine typically compliments it the best.
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