Bert's Joke of the Month!
Golf in Heaven
Two old men had been friends most of their lives. When it was clear that Frank
was dying, Leonard visited him every day. One day
Leonard said, "Frank, we both loved playing golf all our lives, and we
started playing soon after high school.
Please do me one favor: when you get to heaven, somehow you must let
me know if there's golf there."
Frank looked up at Leonard from his deathbed and said, "Leonard, you've been
my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favor for you.
Shortly after that, Frank died.
A few weeks later, Leonard was awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding
flash of white light and a voice calling out to him, "Leonard
"Who is it?" asked Leonard, sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"
"Leonard --it's me, Frank."
"You're not Frank. Frank just died."
"I'm telling you, it's me, Frank," insisted the
voice. "Frank! Where are you?"
"In heaven," replied Frank. "I have some really good news and a little bad
"Tell me the good news first," said Leonard.
"The good news," Frank said with joy and enthusiasm, "is that there is golf
in heaven. Better yet, all of our old buddies who died before me are
here too. Even better than that, we're all young again. Better
still, it's always Summertime and it never rains. And best of all, we
can play golf all we want, and we never get tired.
And we get to play with all the Greats of the past."
"That's fantastic," said Leonard. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's
the bad news?"
"You're in my foursome this Saturday."