flash mob
noun
1. a large public gathering at which people perform an unusual or seemingly random act and then disperse, typically organized by means of the Internet or social media.
And the Galactic Jumbotron Award for quirkiest, most impactful flash mob Earth goes to
..................... ZIMLAND!
What a dance troop we make. In awkward unison, we: made gift letters, stalked CC's, did RV laundry, studied Iraq and world finance, tweeted our existence, bought/then dumped/then bought/then dumped burner phones, purchased currency with grocery money and found each other. At times, we were like a gawky ballet. Sometimes, we even managed a decent line dance.
Most of our charm was that we were each simultaneously all-out-dancing to the music no one else seemed to hear.
Then came Yosef.
We started to groove. We got our geo-political op-ed on. We got on up to our spiritual purpose, and we got down and even a little funkaaay to our RV/GCR Intel. We learned simpler steps, and we practiced, a lot.
When we go into our redemption/exchange appointments, we won't be alone. We are God's benevolent flash mob. Together, we'll be dancing off the last of what was, as we become the swing, the salsa, the crunk, the capoeira of mercy. We will leave those legendary exchange center rooms as one dance, sashaying in harmony forevermore.
And then...
Well, they won't see the dancers, yet we will rock, moonwalk, quickstep, waltz, conga, flamenco, shimmy, hula and cha-cha-cha our beautiful planet and all upon her until every hip is swaying, every toe tapping and every soul KNOWS they're free free free to boogie. Flash mob.
Three, two, ONE...Aloha
