HAPPY COLUMBUS DAY, DENVER. 🚢💀🌶️

In 1492, Christopher Columbus hopped on a boat looking for India because Europe wanted spices.

Sir. Respectfully.

YOU HAD ONE JOB. 😭

This man sailed across an entire ocean, landed on the WRONG CONTINENT, called everybody Indian, and went home acting like he accomplished something.

The confidence. The audacity. The absolute lack of Google Maps.

BRO WAS THE FIRST MAN TO BE LOUD AND WRONG ON AN INTERNATIONAL LEVEL. 💀

And the worst part?

ALL THAT SAILING AND NOT ONE SINGLE PIECE OF GARLIC NAAN.

Imagine risking scurvy, getting lost at sea, and still going home with no butter chicken.

COULDN'T BE US. 😭

Meanwhile, 534 years later, Denver is still out here struggling to find the spice route.

Babe. You live in a city with GPS, paved roads, and three Little India locations.

COLUMBUS CROSSED AN OCEAN FOR SPICES. YOU JUST HAVE TO CROSS COLFAX. 🌶️

We've got butter chicken, chicken tikka masala, biryani, garlic naan, and enough spice to make your ancestors start sweating.

No boats. No compasses. No accidentally claiming somebody else's land.

Just really good Indian food.

LITTLE INDIA RESTAURANT & BAR 🇮🇳

Serving Denver since 1998.

P.S. Our 6th Ave location is open 24/7. Christopher could've shown up at 3:47 AM and STILL gotten his curry. No reservations with the King of Spain required.

P.P.S. Please don't try to discover us. We're already on Google Maps💀