We’ve been looking at the numbers.

Not important numbers. Nobody really knows what those are. We’ve been looking at you people. And we have a theory... Some of you open these emails every week, laugh, delete them and then DO NOT COME EAT.

Interesting. 🧐

Because you remember the Butter Chicken.

You KNOW about the garlic naan.

So what exactly are we doing here?

Are we pen pals now?

Is this our relationship? Little India sends you increasingly questionable emails and you read them from the safety of your couch?

Cute.

Anyway, since apparently we’re friends now, here’s what’s happening:

The tandoor is screaming.

The phone is ringing.

Someone yelled “GARLIC NAAN” from the kitchen for reasons currently unknown.

A table ordered enough food to feed a small wedding.

Someone just said ‘I don’t need naan.’ Security has been notified. 😂

So yeah. Very calm. Very professional. Very Thursday.

And then we remembered this is supposed to be marketing.

So here’s the marketing:

Come eat.

No inspirational fall speech.

No “Thursday is basically Friday.”

No pumpkin holding a samosa.

Just really good Indian food and a restaurant operating at its usual level of controlled chaos.

🎷 S. Downing: Live Jazz 6:30–9:30 PM

🌙 6th Ave: Open 24/7 because 3:46 AM naan apparently needed to exist.

🏙️ Central Park: Also here. Vibing. Staying out of the group chat.

There. Marketing accomplished.

Come see us.

Or open next week’s email and continue this weird little situationship.

Either way…



we’ll be looking at the numbers. 👀

- Little India

Serving Denver since 1998. Unsupervised on the internet for significantly less time.