DENVER, WE NEED TO DISCUSS A FAMILY SECRET. ☕🐔

Apparently, some of you have been eating at Little India for YEARS without realizing lil Coffea Shop is part of our family.

Our marketing department would like to apologize.

Unfortunately, the marketing department is also writing this email, so accountability is looking a little shaky. 💀

MEET OUR SLIGHTLY UNSTABLE SIBLING: lil COFFEA SHOP.

Open 24 HOURS A DAY. 7 DAYS A WEEK.

Because sleep is a suggestion and apparently we enjoy paying Xcel Energy.

While Little India is serving legendary curry, lil Coffea has been developing an entirely different personality.

🐔 INTRODUCING BIRDIES - OUR NEW CRISPY CHICKEN SANDWICHES.

They're THICC. They're crispy. They're saucy. And unlike your situationship, they're worth your money.



Meet the flock:

🔥 Hot Mess Express - Spicy, emotionally unavailable, and full of red flags.

💅 Bad & Boujee Birdie - Bacon, pepper-jack, and an attitude problem.

🤠 Cluck Around & Find Out - BBQ, bacon, cheddar. Cowboy behavior.

🍯 Honey, I'm Hot - Sweet, spicy, and definitely the main character.

🇮🇹 The Downing Dirty Birdie - Marinara, mozzarella, basil. She's Italian now. Don't ask.

🍛 The Masala Mama - Crispy chicken meets Indian masala. Our Indian roots said, "Not so fast, beta."

🚨 AND HERE'S WHERE WE LOSE THE PLOT. 🚨

BUY ONE BIRDIE, GET ONE FREE. 🐔🐔

Order directly from our website, add TWO Birdies to your cart, and enter:

🎟️ CODE: BOGOBIRDIES

Congratulations. You've successfully committed a perfectly legal poultry robbery.

Accounting is in shambles. Someone check on me tomorrow.

BUT WAIT. THERE'S MORE CHAOS.

🍕 PIZZA - Cheese is cheaper than therapy.

🍔 BURGERS - Big, juicy, zero apologies.

🍸 COCKTAILS & BOTTLES - Yes, we're a coffee shop with alcohol. We're multifaceted, babe.

☕ COFFEE & FALL DRINKS - Fueling your caffeine addiction and questionable decisions.

🥑 BREAKFAST & TOASTS - Because even feral people deserve avocado toast.

THE VIBE? IMMACULATE. THE HOURS? UNHINGED.

Come for breakfast. Stay for lunch. End up eating pizza at 2:47 AM questioning your life choices.

We're not judging. We're literally open.

Little India is the responsible older sibling. lil Coffea is the one with a nose ring, three iced coffees, and absolutely no bedtime.

Same family. Different chaos.

Now go get your BOGO Birdies before our accountant finds out. 🐔💅

With love, caffeine & questionable business decisions,



Your Little India & lil Coffea Family ❤️

P.S. You have our permission to cheat on butter chicken with a Birdie. We won't tell the naan.