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Delete this email and treat yourself
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Artist: Nada
There's nothing here. You shouldn't even bother reading it. Why not go outside and enjoy what is left of the summer? Or turn your computer/phone off and relax for a bit. We mean it. Continuing to read this email is a waste of time — precious time you could be spending on a treat for yourself. Times have been tough recently, you deserve it.

The rest of this is pointless. There is nothing to learn here. You can look up some reading about Frankenthaler's influence in the abstraction and color-field movements of the 60s and 70s if you want — it's quite interesting! — but you won't find it here. This is an email we want you to delete.

Reflection Prompts:
  • Why haven't you stopped reading? Do you think something special is coming? What could that possibly be? It's just an email! And you should delete it.
  • Do you read every email this thoroughly? How do you have time for other, more enjoyable tasks? Surely you sometimes delete emails without reading them. This should be one of those.
  • How much better would you feel if you were doing something else right now? Maybe feeling the sun on your skin and the wind in your hair. Maybe relaxing in a bath. Maybe meditating or reading a book. All great options.
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Nothing Here Worth Seeing!

We usually put interesting and relevant content related to the artwork themes in this section. Today we have not done that. These buttons don't even work!!
There Is No Payoff

If you've made it this far hoping for satisfaction, there is nothing here for you except disappointment.
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Image: You might think we should reward you for reading all of this, but we don't want to give out prizes for not following directions.
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Image: Rethink your priorities!!!
Why Are You Still Here??

Seriously, what's your deal?
We even deleted our social media icons. Now you know we mean business.
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