1. Always wear pants when leaving the house
  2. Love myself for no reason like Chrissy Teigen loves herself
  3. No more sleeping pills and laxatives on the same night
  4. Stop tooting in elevators…also, stop giggling immediately afterwards
  5. Block Charlize Theron from Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp
  6. Stop calling people “Buddy” and “Pal” just because I don’t remember their names.
  7. Change password from 123456 to 12345678
  8. Figure out when to use colons versus semi-colons
  9. Be much more positive (not sure I can do that)
  10. Stop making lists