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Golly jeepers did it get cold this week! Thought it would be fun to share some expressions that help illustrate just how cold it can be here in our beloved state of Wisconsin! I went ahead and bold text my favorites, you're welcome!
1 – Colder than a brass toilet seat in the Yukon
2 – Colder than a day-old dumpling
3 – Colder than a Finnish winter
4 – Colder than a mother-in-law’s kiss
5 – Colder than a penguin’s tuxedo
6 – Colder than a polar bear’s toenails
7 – Colder than a steel plate in Antarctica
8 – Colder than a toilet seat made of brass on the shady part of an iceberg
9 – Colder than an Eskimo’s outhouse
10 – Colder than the hinges of hell
11 – Colder than the shady side of a banker’s heart
12 – Colder than a grave digger’s shovel
13 – Colder than skinny dipping in a snowstorm
14 – Colder than a reindeer’s antlers
15 – Colder than a bucket of penguin poo
16 – Colder than a cast iron toilet
17 – Colder than a gold digger’s heart
18 – Colder than a landlord’s heart
19 – Colder than a mixture of acetone and dry ice
20 – Colder than a mortician’s mistress
21 – Colder than a penguin’s ankle socks
22 – Colder than a polar bear’s pajamas
23 – Colder than a room full of ex-wives
24 – Colder than a snow cone on the North Pole
25 – Colder than a tax collector’s heart
26 – Colder than a Tibetan tin toilet top
27 – Colder than a well digger’s butt
28 – Colder than a witch’s belt buckle
29 – Colder than in a freezer in Antarctica
30 – Colder than Jack Frost’s toes after he skates on an icy pond
31 – Colder than moonlight on a tombstone
32 – Colder than penguin snot
Stay warm this weekend with indoor fun including a Culinary Showdown, a Book Sale Fundraiser and an annual favorite: Hot Cakes, Cool Tunes! So much fun for you and the family and your appetite! Keep scrolling to learn more.
Hope you're all excited as I am for the heat wave coming next week!
Kate Abbe
The Elkhorn Chamber
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