Funny Marriage Quotes
"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner, American comedian
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays" — Henny Youngman, English-American comedian and musician
"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?" — Groucho Marx, American comedian and actor
"Marriage is not just spiritual communion. It is also remembering to take out the trash" — Dr. Joyce Brothers, American psychologist
"My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me." — Winston Churchill, former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
"My husband and I have never considered divorce ... murder sometimes, but never divorce." — Dr. Joyce Brothers, American psychologist