A New Year - A True Story
Two AA members were outside waiting for their meeting to start when a newcomer walked up with a paper in his hand and said, "Is this where those AA classes are?"
"Yes, the meeting is inside," one of the men replied.
The newcomer then help his paper up and proclaimed, "I have to go to 10 of these classes!"
The older member assured him, "They will sign your paper for you after the meeting."
"So, how many of these classes do you have to go to?' the newcomer asked him.
"Well, I need to go the rest of my life!" the old-timer answered.
Shocked, the new guy blurted out. "Oh man! What did you do?"
Excerpt from GrapeVine December 2020