This Pallet Jack is Broken
That is not very uplifting

Pallet News At The Nestle Factory
A member of staff was caught beneath a pallet of Savoy Truffle.
He tried in vain to attract attention but every time he shouted "I am buried in chocolate" everyone cheered for his good fortune.

I made a table out of an old pallet and ate my lunch on it.
It was un-pallet-table.