Dr. Elmer B. Kindacrase, a world-renowned Scatologist, is now Professor Emeritus from UBC. During a hiking trip in the far north of Vancouver Island 10 years ago, Dr. Kindacrase noticed a large scatological deposit near a humanoid footprint nearly 18" long.

He had the presence of mind to take a sample of the deposit and determined through DNA testing that it was very close to, but not quite, human. After weeks of intensive study, he concluded that the deposit was left by a male Sasquatch, a species whose presence has been reported from time to time, but never scientifically proven.

Sasquatch are believed to have evolved in Asia about 100,000 years ago from a primate called Gigantopithecus Africanus. Some of these creatures migrated across the land bridge to North America that formed about 20,000 years ago and their descendants are now sparsely located in remote regions along the west coast of North America.

Dr. Kindacrase has received little help in his research from the local natives in the area, as they are concerned that their "First Nations" honorific could be in jeopardy. Therefore, since his initial discovery he has spent every Summer and Fall alone and unaided in a specially-built blind near his original find, quietly waiting for a return of the beast. To attract its (their) attention, he constructed a special device to facilitate their activities.

Join us at our meeting on April 7th to hear Dr. Kindacrase describe his research and the discoveries that he has made to date. He promises to convince all of us of the presence of the Sasquatch in our midst.