Ole received a summons for jury duty. The judge asked the prospective jurors if there was any reason they could not serve as a juror on the case.
Ole raised his hand. “I dont tink I can serve your Honor. I dont want to be avay from vork for dat long.”
The judge responded, “Can’t they do without you for a few days?”
Ole said, “Yes, Judge, dey can do widdout me but I yust dont vant dem to know dat.”