The Bartenders' Sweet Sixteen is a questionnaire comprised of questions asked by Marcel Proust, Bernard Pivot, and James Lipton, with a few curve-balls thrown in by gaz regan
Jigger or Free-Pour?
Jigger - I
ve got a stock take to do.
What's your favorite swear word?
What's the one thing a guest can say or do at your bar that will really piss you off?
Questioning my measures, no bartender is trying short you. Chill out.
What other profession would you like to attempt?
Marine biology, there
s treasures unknown in those seas.
What profession would you not like to do?
Anything that ties me to a computer 9-5.
What is your most distinguishing characteristic?
My gorgeous ginger locks.
Where would you like to live?
Bergen, Scandinavia knows what
Dry Shake or Reverse Dry Shake?
As long as there
s a great cocktail at the end who cares?
Who are your favorite fictional heroes and/or heroines?
Kermit the Frog, rainbow connection forever.
Who are your real-life heroes and/or heroines (living or dead)?
Who is your favourite painter?
Perhaps it isn
t technically accurate but Jamie Reid, I have a limited edition print of the original God Save the Queen album art above my bed.
Who is your favourite singer or group?
It changes on a daily, if not hourly, basis but at this very moment I
d say Talking Heads, but the song I
ve not been able to shake in the last 24 hours is My Sweet Lord - George Harrison.
What quality do you most admire in a man?
What quality do you most admire in a woman?
If you were reincarnated as some other plant or animal, what would it be?
Those monkeys which take natural hot baths somewhere in Asia.
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Pint is it mate