The Bartenders' Sweet Sixteen is a questionnaire comprised of questions asked by Marcel Proust, Bernard Pivot, and James Lipton, with a few curve-balls thrown in by gaz regan
Jigger or Free-Pour?
What's your favorite swear word?
What's the one thing a guest can say or do at your bar that will really piss you off?
stealing or causing damage
What other profession would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to do?
flight steward or police officer
What is your most distinguishing characteristic?
A cheeky shitstirrer
Where would you like to live?
New York City
Dry Shake or Reverse Dry Shake?
Who are your favorite fictional heroes and/or heroines?
Wonder Woman and Incredible Hulk
Who are your real-life heroes and/or heroines (living or dead)?
Gaz Regan and Malcolm X
Who is your favorite painter?
Who is your favorite singer or group?
80s rock band Twisted Sister
What quality do you most admire in a man?
humbleness and kindness
What quality do you most admire in a woman?
Sense of humor
If you were reincarnated as some other plant or animal, what would it be?
A pink flamingo
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Welcome Gorge, Do you know you're the oldest and sexiest person to arrive here?