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Bartenders' Sweet Sixteen
Jake Burger, The Distillery, London, Portobello Road  
The Bartenders' Sweet Sixteen is a questionnaire comprised of questions asked by Marcel Proust, Bernard Pivot, and James Lipton, with a few curve-balls thrown in by gaz regan
Jigger or Free-Pour?
Depends what I'm making but generally free pour.
What's your favorite swear word?
Motherfucker - though Cunt is more effective.
What's the one thing a guest can say or do at your bar that will really piss you off?
Start a fight, molest a server, stick gum in an improper place.
What other profession would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to do?
What is your most distinguishing characteristic?
I can remember almost everything useless that I ever learned but almost nothing useful. Go on, ask me how far a polar bear can swim. Don't ask me the name of the person I just met or when my Mother's birthday
Where would you like to live?
I would like to split my time equally between the South of France, London, New Orleans and the rest of the world. 
Dry Shake or Reverse Dry Shake?
Neither, shake it harder with less ice than you'd use in a non egg white drink and for longer, to achieve the same result, and ultimately get there quicker and with less fuss.
Who are your favorite fictional heroes and/or heroines?
Marty McfLy, Paul Varjak, David Addison.
Who are your real-life heroes and/or heroines (living or dead)?
Alexis Soyer, David Attenborough, Gary "Gaz" Regan, Barack Obama.
Who is your favorite painter?
Who is your favorite singer or group?
Tom Waits/ John Prine 
What quality do you most admire in a man?
Humility, wisdom and good humour.
What quality do you most admire in a woman?
The ability or, more likely, willingness to laugh at my jokes. 
If you were reincarnated as some other plant or animal, what would it be?
Burt Reynolds 
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
For the record I believe in neither heaven nor God but to indulge the question, how about: "Burger, what the fuck took you so long? Henry, John and Gregor have been asking for you. Beers are in the fridge Dickhead, help yourself. By the way nothing is bad for you anymore - Let me know if you need aaaanything okay?... Oh before you go, what the fuck is Gaz up to? We were expecting him ages ago."

Cocktails in the Country, 2019


 That's right, in 2019 we're opening up Cocktails in the Country to every bartender in America when we unleash our CitC/101BNC Initiative

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