Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?
A: They have too many needles
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Ice Crispies
What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
A: You get tinsel-itis
What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A: A Christmas quacker
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
A: 'Tis the season to be jelly
What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has noel
What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A: A cookie sheet
What's red and white, red and white, red and white?
A: Santa Claus rolling down the hill
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
A: He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone