December 11, 2025

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To all our data clients, I want to apologize for delivering Excel files using Calibri. Yesterday, I learned this is a “woke” font and I am so, so sorry for “waking” you with the lack of serifs. My bad!


In other news, some guy asked if I offered any internships at any of my pharmaceutical companies. As if BioPharmGuy is a list of 13,000 companies I own.


But he went on. He needed one specifically for February/March in Germany. Hmm, I don't know, maybe contact someone in...Germany?


#doomed


Party On

A subscriber let me know he was retiring but wanted to keep getting BioPharmGuy News. So, I went to swap in his personal email for the existing one and realized he was an original subscriber from January 2020.


That means after 298 of these mailings he wants to keep the good times rolling. Very cool...and I’ll likely get a little more poetic on that topic next week for big #300.


Map News

If you played around with the new map we launched last week, you saw a few companies underwater. No, that wasn’t a commentary on the state of the industry, it was some bad geocoding that is now fixed.


Also, I failed to include tracking code in the map folder, so I have no idea how many people used it on launch day. Since Friday it's been our 4th most popular page. Nice.


An interesting quirk of that map - if you zoom into a hotbed like Cambridge, MA you will see a few large numbers where dozens of companies share a physical location. Those are not mistakes.


One Broadway. One Kendall Square. LabCentral. Flagship Pioneering. 750 Main. 245 first. 


These few buildings collectively hold more biotech companies than most states. Cambridge truly is the epicenter of biotech, and I am honored to have plied my trade there in the late 2000s, if only for a year. BioPharmGuy itself was spawned during that era in Boston. Good times.


-BPG


Weekly Update: Companies Added & Removed

This week we added 45 companies and removed 19.


Best New Names:

Vivacta Bio

Patronus Biotech


Worst New Names:

Keltic Pharma Therapeutics

BRAINCURES


They Will Be Missed:

Nudge Therapeutics


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Industry

Double Down

We list neither a Keltic Pharma nor a Keltic Therapeutics. So, a company wanting be called Keltic had their pick. And they chose...both?


Introducing, Keltic Pharma Therapeutics!


Team Roast - Epicore

Epicore is working on biowearables for hydration tracking and they are passionate.


Check out this group. Plentiful smiles, an awesome dog and one ABSOLUTE Grinch down in front.


C'mon man, it's a team pic. Chill out!


Anti-Roast Technology

Good time to mention this. As the best biotech Team Roaster in the history of biotech, we know a thing or two about what makes a page unroastable and here it is:


Round images with reasonable backgrounds, names/job titles and links to a personal Linkedin page with no hosted write-ups.


It looks good, and if people want to know more about these jokers, they can go to Linkedin. If employees put crazy stuff on their Linkedin profile, that’s on them not the company. 


Diabolically beautiful.


Tessel Bio

Company launched with funding and a bare bones website.


Not sure we would have used the same pic for a landing image.


Always run it by an immature teen boy before publication, people!


Exhausting

For a company with a single product in clinical trials, how many press releases is enough over the course of 40 days? Maybe a couple?


Try 8 press releases in 40 days, bro! And all delivering roughly no information worth reading.


PR people must get paid per piece.


Freebie

Based on the website popup ad, there is an extraordinary shareholder meeting tomorrow for Oryzon. (screen grab) And if you need an extra incentive to attend, they're giving away free "item locators".


Do not worry, good attendee. No way would they use these to track you after your vote against management's huge pay package!


Team Roast - Deceit

At a glance this pic looks like your standard, way-too-many-people-in-a-single-image sort of Team pic. But one surprising thing was how much this company seems to love blue jeans. Check out that front row. They are absolutely enamored with denim!


We can’t see too much leg beyond that, so maybe the front row was where all the blue jean lovers happened to be. 


That or they put every woman in the front two rows.


Just look at that sea of dudes beyond them!


It's like a 6-to-1 male/female ratio, which at a glance looked like a female-dominated group.


Nice try, SSii.

Health & Science

New Flu

If you didn't hear, we got a new influenza in the mix. They're calling it subclade K, which sounds like a neat street drug.


It's a version of the H3N2, and although an H3N2 strain was included in the annual flu vaccine, this mutated version seems to have enough changes to skirt the immunity rendered by that.


Thus, it could be a rough season. Currently the CDC flu map, whose quality may not be comparable to years past with all the budget and human capital cuts, is showing some hotspots in Louisiana, Colorado, NYC & Puerto Rico. Those colors will only get darker around the country/world.


Please wear a mask if you're sick.


Good Deal

When news came out that pharma companies would be granted exemptions from jacked up tariffs as long as they invested in building US manufacturing, we predicted they would find a way to delay their investment until the end of Trump’s term and then the commitments would magically evaporate. 


Well, they already found their way. The Trump admin is reportedly saying they could literally do just that, though they will be making the companies pinkie promise they will actually build everything.


The agreement suggests the companies must act in good faith to follow through and spend the money, but c’mon. They'll do whatever is best for them in the moment just like every other publicly traded company. 


Ultimately this boils down to a reduction in tariffs in exchange for a promise.


And that’s why Big Pharma pays lobbyists more than any other industry.


Purdue Tumbling

When we mention Purdue and tumbling, in this instance we are not talking about their basketball team's ranking, but rather some engineers working on robots and drugs.


Researchers at Purdue have demonstrated a tumbling robot delivering a drug payload at a specified point within the digestive tract


The robot is encased in wax and upon reaching its destination, a focused ultrasonic pulse melts the wax releasing the drug.


That’s some legit sci-fi stuff there. Err, guess it's now technically sci-fa.


Energy Overload

This guy showed up to the ER with a blood pressure of 254/150. Doctors gave him anti-hypertensive drugs and discharged him three days later. But he came back with persistent high blood pressure that didn't respond to medication.


The doctors must have finally thought to question him about his caffeine intake, and it was revealed the dude was drinking EIGHT energy drinks per day.


Good God, man. That's 1.2 grams of caffeine.


Don't know about you, but if we drank that much, we would grind our teeth to dust.


Shouldn't need to be said, but please don't drink eight energy drinks in a day.

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