Blackbeards | Issue 183
Buried Treasure Newsletter
December 2018 Update
In this issue:
SHIP'S LOG, IN ABSENTIA
BIKINI CONTEST
BABY DOLL SHOW
MS. UNIVERSE CONTEST
WET T-SHIRT CONTEST
RECENT PIRATE EMAIL
TREASURE CHEST
. . . AND MORE!
Ships Log . . . In Absentia
Ay Caramba!!

You need to make a New Year’s resolution now! Get away from the Wild Fires, Flooding, Tornadoes, Mass Shootings, Blizzards, 40 Car Pile up’s and especially the “Fake News”. Get the picture?

Here is my solution. It’s time to treat yourself to the Christmas present you deserve, or keep your last year’s forgotten resolution, and come on down to Blackbeards…where the beer is always cold and the Shipmates are Hot!!! Go ahead, get the hell away from it all and have a vacation you will never forget!

It’s real simple, make your reservations, pack a small bag and come on down. Hint...if you also pack some small presents for the Shipmates you will be king of the Ship… Guaranteed!

What Christmas Newsletter would be complete without El’ Capitan’s “Special Pirate Christmas Carol”

T’was the night before Christmas, and all through the Ship,
The Pirates were drinking and enjoying the trip,
The Music was Latin, The Shipmates so Hot,
Should they head to the Jacuzzi or order a Shot?
When out from the Galley, who should appear?
El Capitan smiling and sipping his beer.

“To all of me Pirates One and All, Ye Captain is at you beck and call!! Keep sailing with me and I promise Ye this, BlackBeards will always be Your Harbor of Bliss“

AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH

From all of us at Blackbeards we wish you Happy Holidays and a Prosperous and Healthy New Year.
-El’ Capitan
Shipmates For The Holidays??.....

If you are joining us for any of the upcoming holidays.....rest assured there will be plenty of Shipmates on board to make sure you have a great vacation and enjoy Christmas and New Years the "Ho Ho Ho" way....So To Speak...
Bikini Contests…#350 – December 8th.... 
Thank The Pirate Gods we had the Veteran Pirate, “Aquaman”, in charge of the Judges Table!! Because one of our judges decided he would try and take center stage and put on his own show. . . Including jumping in the pool a couple of times and dancing around the judges table ... Ohhhh wait that WAS Aquaman ...  
Needless to say the crowd preferred our SIXTEEN SEXY CONTESTANTS and the writing was on the wall at the end of round two . . . Nicol sealed her victory by kneeling by the pool . . . dipping her hair in the water . . . and then shaking her head so sensuously that the entire crowd gave her a standing ovation!!! 

Not the first time Nicol has won!! Not only is she drop dead gorgeous . . . She is a sweetheart that all the Pirates admire!! AND she won out over Karina 2nd place and Valeria 3rd place . . . Talk About Ace'ing It The Hard Way!! .So To Speak . 
Show Us Your Colors Night!!... 
Picture a bar stuffed to the rafters with beautiful Shipmates . . . all wearing the same colors . . . They have a rainbow wardrobe just for this special night!!! Every color in the spectrum and the Crew never has a clue what color they are going to try next. Last Thursday the color of choice was red and if you use your imagination . . . they looked all ready to unwrap for the Holidays . . . .

Anyway - add some serious hot Salsa tunes, disco lights, dance poll, mirrored walls and a great bar to lean against . . . and all of this is yours . . . and the price is always right . . . No Cover Charge . . . No Hidden Agenda . . . just Pirate ecstasy!!! 
Wet –T- Shirt Contest… 
Aquaman was again front and center for the Wet T-Shirt contest as well this past week (if it involves water Aquaman can't help but not be involved), as he was in charge of dowsing the Shipmates Tee's with water during the contest...as per usual he ended up soaking wet himself as well as our 6 Shipmates. At the end of it all it was Luz who came away as the winner of this week's contest much to Aquaman’s approval.
Ms. Universe #258 – December 1st….
The Earth may revolve around the sun . . . but The Universe revolves around our Crow’s Nest Bar every other Saturday night!! SIX Beauties competing in two categories for the coveted title!! More and more new Shipmates with our veterans mentoring them along the way!!
Every Pirate gets to cast his vote for the winner - so the voting can get pretty intense!! Nobody has drawn a cutlass or pistol yet . . . but we do hear a lot of AAARRRGGGHHHHHH's echoing throughout the ship . It was a clean sweep this week as Nicol (who won the Bikini Contests as well) took home the Ms. Universe Title as well.....this makes her the leader in the clubhouse after two rounds for possibly Chica of the Month...
Babydoll/Lingerie Raffle Night…
Our Babydoll show ONLY happens on Bikini Contest Weekend Friday Nights and the Shipmates love to put on a special dance show for all the Pirates!!
Raffle tickets are sold for the grand finale which is a special lap dance for the winner who also gets to keep the lingerie (sorry shipmate not included)!! Your gonna love the Crows Nest Bar when it is wall to wall Shipmates, dancing around in their lingerie!!!  
Mardi Gras Night
If you don't know already - this " Bang-Up " night only happens on Ms. Universe Weekend Friday Nights. The Crew threw some new costume suggestions at the Shipmates . . . some they liked (Genie, Medusa, Pandora's Box) and some they weren't thrilled with (aircraft mechanic, submarine torpedo man, gynecologist) . . . but,, they take our input in stride . . . ignore most of what we say . . . and do what they think is best!!

Pirates are invited to bring their own " SSTW " (Something Silly To Wear) and become part of the show!!
New Faces with Customer Service Experience
For all you Pirates that have visited us over the last couple of months you may have noticed that Cliff, our Day Manger, has moved on. Also, our Mamasan Rosa has moved to Belgium.

In their place we have taken on some new Crew members to keep this fabled Blackbeard schooner at full sail. Our New Daytime Manager Robin comes to us with a vast customer service knowledge of these Shark infested waters, having lived here in Puerto Plata for over 25 years. Our New Mamasan Daisy is also from the Puerto Plata area, speaks English and will make sure that all of our Shipmates continue to keep .improving their GFE skills.
Events - What's Coming Up??...
MONDAY, DECEMBER 31ST
NEW YEAR’S EVE DINNER SPECIAL
SLOW ROASTED LEG OF PORK
SERVED WITH
SAFFRON RICE WITH FRESH MIXED VEGETABLES
HOMEMADE GRAVY
CORN ON THE COB
FRESH MIXED SALAD
Dinner Service Starts at 6PM
OPEN TO THE PUBLIC  
NEW YEARS EVE CELEBRATION PARTY STARTS
AT 9PM
CROWS NEST BAR - UPSTAIRS
STOCKED FULL OF SHIPMATES, GROG, DECORATIONS AND HOLIDAY MUSIC!!!  
SUPER BOWL 53 – WEEKEND AT BLACKBEARDS!!!
Thursday January 31st - Show Us Your Colors Night
 CROWS NEST BAR - 9PM
Friday Feb. 1st - Babydoll /Lingerie Show & Raffle
CROWS NEST BAR – 9pm
Saturday Feb 2nd - Super Bowl Bikini Contest
 4PM POOL SIDE
Sunday Feb 3rd – Super Bowl
Special BBQ Menu,
Football Pools, Shipmate Cheerleaders
Free Popcorn, RD$75 Mamajuana Shots
Halftime Show and Much More . . . 
To view our calendar of upcoming events click "Events Calendar" below to find your best time to join us. 
Activities and Tours - Things to Do

We here at Blackbeards offer our clients, a full array activities to keep your days as exciting as you know your nights will be. Our tours include Driving Monster Dune Buggies through the country side, Catamaran Trips and Deep Sea Fishing. To see our full line up of fun and exciting tour offers click on the activities link below.
VETERAN PIRATE REFERRAL SPECIAL
HERE IS YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO GET FREE NIGHTS ON US!! IF YOU ARE A VETERAN PIRATE (SAILED WITH US BEFORE) AND YOU REFER A NEW PIRATE (MUST BE THEIR FIRST VOYAGE) FOR A MINIMUM 3 NIGHT STAY…YOU GET ONE FREE NIGHT FOR YOURSELF!!
Anything To Do Around Blackbeards?.....In The Middle Of Nowhere?..
Click on our link to see all of the fun things to do here in our neighborhood and beach area AND all just a short walk away!!


Recent Pirate Emails ....
Hola Blackbeards !!

I truly enjoyed my vacation, and your 16th Anniversary celebration!! Very well done. I have copied El Capitan John because I want him to also know how much I truly enjoyed my visit back on the Good Ship Blackbeards!! John, the 16th Anniversary evening was the best yet. Your wonderful and gracious hospitality for dinner was very much appreciated. And the show, well I think that this is my fourth visit on your anniversary, and #16 was the best yet!! The staff, the food, the drinks, and everything makes Blackbeards a place to visit again and again ( I have been coming for at least 10 years ).

Cheers R.T.

Ahoy Captain,

After two years of getting your monthly newsletters, I finally came on down.
Let me say that I WILL be back as your place just rocked. The girls were superb, the meals were first rate all the way, the taxi rides were all good and on time plus a special shout out to your managers Nico (My fellow Romanian brother from another mother) and Robin. Both were absolutely the best and took care of any of my questions or needs.

Much Appreciated! 

Stefan
Ahoy!! Be Advised!!!...  
Shhhhh….Our website is pretty low keyed….So - If you want the Shipmate rate info and a few more photos….send us an email! (click link below)

Room Availability & Hot Tips!!!.....
We are currently taking reservation through June 2019
ROOMS AVAILABLE CALL NOW – 1 (809) 970-3268
DECEMBER - Winter time in the Dominican Republic is just beautiful, with cooler temperatures and excited chicas with the holidays on their minds. What better present could you give a friend or yourself than a trip to Blackbeards..... THE Month is staring to fill up but there are still rooms available. For now the best availability is in the middle of the month and we still have a few rooms left for New Years Week.

JANUARY – Lots of Rooms are still available for our Pirates to escape from the Holiday Hangover and Stormy Weather...Looks like it is going to be a fun month with great weather and special events!!.   

FEBRUARY - Plenty of rooms available to get away from the Winter doldrums .. ...Sunny Weather and Warm Shipmates await.... Hurry up... Super Bowl week is almost sold out. Hint...for great weather this is one of the best months of the year!
Once you have checked on availability…………
<<<<– Airfares – Santiago/STI>>>>
 
Don’t forget – we NOW offer taxi transportation to and from Santiago and if you bring a couple of Pirates and share the cost – you can save a bundle on airfare!!

If you hear about a good airfare deal in the upcoming months – please share the info so we can share it with all of our Pirates!!
From the Treasure Chest….. 
PRIVATE COMMENTS FOR EL CAPITAN
If you would like to contact me privately regarding your experience at my hotel- Please contact me at the email link below . . . 
Your comments and suggestions will remain anonymous and confidential.
Thank You For Your Time.
As BlackBeard himself once said . . . 
”my secluded hideout has it all . . . Wine, Food and Song.”

One visit and you will be “Hooked”
BlackBeards Adult Resort
Costambar Beach, Puerto Plata, Dominican Republic
Reservations: 1-809-970-3268

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