Ages 4 – 8 Years
PRODUCT: CREST Hey Parents! Get ready for toothpaste that tastes sooo great kids will love to brush their teeth!
My dentist tells me I should brush twice a day.
CREST for kids…. a flavor so awesome some kids call it berry-licious!
Ages 9 – 12 Years
PRODUCT: ROYAL TOILET BOWL CLEANER I, queen/king (fill in your name), shall proclaim that there will be no dirty thrones in my kingdom!
Therefore, as of this moment, all my subjects are commanded to use Royal Toilet Bowl Cleaner!
Remember we must have sparkling thrones. So get the new and improved Royal Toilet Bowl Cleaner!
I thank you my loyal subjects!
Ages 13 – 17 Female
PRODUCT: HERSHEY’S CHOCOLATE KISSES Ok, I admit it, I can’t stop giving kisses. I know I am only (your age), but I just can’t resist, they are so delicious and I can’t keep them to myself! I give kisses at school, I give kisses at the mall, I give kisses on my back porch, I even tried to sneak a kiss into church last Sunday but my dad had a total cow! Hershey's Chocolate Kisses, the kiss you can't stop giving.
Want one?
Ages 13 – 17 Male
PRODUCT: EDGE BODY SPRAY You know that smell in the Gym Locker Room? Do you think girls like that smell? Of course not! They also don’t want to smell that cologne you borrowed from your Dad. That’s why I use Edge Body Spray. It smells great and it’s easy to use. I don’t have to worry that the only impression I leave is the way I smell.
Edge Body Spray, it’s just you…with an edge.
Female Ages 18 +
PRODUCT: VERIZON Who told the wireless companies that all we were interested in was fancy gadgets and colored, jewel encrusted cell phones? It wasn’t me. All I want is a great network, solid customer service, and I want it without having to pay a fortune. That’s why I chose Verizon. It’s all the service--without the “bells and whistles”. VERIZON, they never stop working for you.
Male Ages 18+
PRODUCT: HYUNDAI ELANTRA I have this friend, Gary. He’s great but he has this habit of telling you everything about anything he buys.
So when he bought the new HYUNDAI ELANTRA, I was ready to hear about the powerful engine, the driver’s side air-bag, the anti-lock brakes. But you know what? When I asked Gary about his new ELANTRA …All he did was smile.
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