Blackbeards | Issue 188
Buried Treasure Newsletter
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May 2019 Update
In this issue:
SHIP'S LOG, IN ABSENTIA
WET T-SHIRT CONTEST
BIKINI CONTEST
BABY DOLL SHOW
MS. UNIVERSE CONTEST
PIRATE EMAILS
TREASURE CHEST
. . . AND MORE!
Ships Log . . . In Absentia
We know there is a bunch of Pirate wanna bee's out there that have not sailed with us yet. They keep getting our newsletter and keep making excuses why they can't get down here.
Many of our regular Pirates have made lifelong friendships with our other Pirates. They met here, stayed in touch and plan their trip so they can be here at the same time.

Then, they meet other Pirates and . . . well . . . you get the picture. If you long for a place..kinda like you’re favorite watering hole . . . with hot sexy babes - and without peanut shells on the floor . We are the Dominican version of “Cheers“ but with a lot more action, and “Happy Endings“. . 

  So……get off your butt and come sail away for a few days. Like our Motto Says . . . 

One Voyage . . . and you will be Hooked!
-El’ Capitan
Bikini Contest…# 361 May 11th..
We had a few April showers and it sure brought May Flowers in the form of SIXTEEN different varieties of Shipmate blossoms! Pirates were begging to be judges - and when the selection was finalized . . . we had 2 Veteran Pirates who brought along with them a First Timer to judge the contest who was more than eager to participate . . . With our Shipmates parading around our crystal clear pool and great tunes to keep everyone hopping . . .
the Judges Eric , David and Micah all had their personal favorites and had to flip a coin to determine who are top three would be as all FIVE Finalists made the extra effort to sway the Judges. In the end Bianca was crowned the winner with Natalie and Celeste coming in Second and Third. All of the attending Pirates decided that our 361 st Bikini Contest was an "A"-Rousing Success!!  
Bachelor Fiestas….Why Knot !!!! 
The sanctity of marriage is a special event which as we all know is something that lasts for eternity and can never be broken…..blah, blah, blah….screw that….c’mon the real reason to get married is so that you can have a kick-ass Bachelor Getaway !!!, and for this type of Party there is obviously only one place to have it…..right here aboard the SS BlackBeard !!! Heck some people get married 2 or 3 times just so that they can have more than one Bachelor Fiesta !!!!
Over the years, we have put together numerous Bachelor Parties, including one wild time for a Cast member of the Sopranos!! So get your group together and let us know so that we can put some special events together for your party!!

Come on down and let our Shipmates cast some doubt on your decision….because somebody needs to be the voice of reason and Blackbeards is that voice… AAARRRGGGHHHH !!!
Show Us Your Colors Night!!.... 
The name speaks for itself . . . One Color worn by all and a different color every Thursday night!! Kristal , our Mamasan has done a great job putting this show night together!

Great tunes, dancing, special dance shows and all the Shipmates singing along to their favorite songs. Like Boy Scout Camp . . . With Hot Sexy Babes!!  
You don't win any merit badges. But you do get to show off your "Wild"erness knowledge!!
  Wet T-Shirt Night…..



With 3 new Shipmates participating in their first Wet T-Shirt contest the Pirates were curious to see if these new Shipmates would suffer from “Deer in the Headlights“ syndrome. Luckily this was not the case as all the Shipmates in the contest had no problem showing us their “Headlights“ and at the end of the day our Veteran Shipmate Sugey’s High Beams shone the brightest …AAAARRRRGGGHHH !!!
Ms. Universe #269 - May 4th...
With NEW Shipmates showing their stuff and our Veteran Shipmates holding their own . . . This Contest continues to garner more and more competition!! Maybe it is the Hot venue of the Crow’s Nest bar and the ability to get real close and personal with our Pirates . . .

OR maybe it’s the fast paced action with two categories . . . Regardless - Since All Pirates judge this one - getting enough votes to win can get pretty tough . . .
For our 269th Contest - all eyes were on Barbara – As one of our Veteran Shipmates she refused to be out done by our Newbie Chicas and because her dance routine was perfect there was no doubt who won this one!!!! . . . 
Babydoll/Raffle Night….
This night includes a special dollar a ticket raffle with the winner receiving a special lap dance plus he gets to keep the lingerie (Shipmate not included) . . . because If you want what comes IN the lingerie - your gonna need a different ticket!!
Fun always continues late into the night with special dance routines and contests!!!!
Since the Shipmates are already dressed for a night of horizontal action - thing heat up pretty quick and nobody heads to their room empty handed!! 
Mardi Gras Night…
What a fun night we had for our Mardi Gras night last week!! The Shipmates decided to swap different pieces of their costumes and we ended up with a whole bar full of strangely clad
women . . . nobody knew for sure exactly what they were supposed to be . . . One Shipmate was half nurse / half nun . . . Needless to say - this sparked some demented fantasies with our Pirates!!

We use to have a lot of Pirates who would join in the festivities and bring their own costume . . . Come on Scallywags - bring down something crazy to wear or ask the Mamasan for a little help. You will only be every Shipmate's hero and gain their (dis) respect for your efforts!!
Pirate E-mails…..
Good morning All
 
I am currently sitting at your bar having my morning coffee, dreading the fact that i have to fly home today. Before I do that, i wanted to tell you that my week here at BlackBeards has been better than I could have ever imagined, your entire staff from Robin, Nico, all the waitress/bar staff, cleaners and everyone else have made my stay here great, always friendly smiles and very helpful of my needs, and the chicas ?, well,” fantastico”, doesn't come close to describing them, I could go on and on about them but I would miss my flight.

I will definitely be back to this little spot of paradise, but for now i have to go clean the beach sand out of my shoes.

Cheers, Joel.

Hello BlackBeards
 
Just wanted to drop you guys a line and thank the staff, girls and management/ownership at Blackbeards. It was just what the Doctor ordered. The more I look back, the more I realize my vacation should have been there the whole time. Next trip, it will be. I hope to see you all soon. It was nice to see your dedication to guest service and satisfaction. The food was great as was the cold beer and drinks. Muchos, muchos gracias!

Benny B. from the Bronx
Events - What's Coming Up??...
NBA PLAYOFFS
Starting April 13th until the Finals in June

All the games available,,,, watch some hoops and play a little One on One with our Shipmates in-between games…The NBA at Blackbeards it’s Faaaannnntastic !!!!
BLACKBEARDS 4TH OF JULY FIESTA
BBQ Chicken and Pork Ribs

Served with:
Corn on the Cob, Dominican Rice and Beans
And a Fresh Garden Salad

Come celebrate independence day with some independence time of your own here at blackBeards!!!
To view our calendar of upcoming events click "Events Calendar" below to find your best time to join us!!  
Activities and Tours - Things to Do

We here at Blackbeards offer our clients, a full array of activities to keep your days as exciting as you know your nights will be. Our tours include Driving Monster Dune Buggies through the country side, Catamaran Trips and Deep Sea Fishing. To see our full line up of fun and exciting tour offers click on the activities link below.
VETERAN PIRATE REFERRAL SPECIAL
Here is your opportunity to get free nights on us!! If you are a veteran pirate (sailed with us before) and you refer a new pirate (must be their first voyage) for a minimum 3 night stay…you get one free night for yourself!! Click below for details.  
Anything To Do Around Blackbeards?.....In The Middle Of Nowhere?..

Click on our link to see all of the fun things to do here in our neighborhood and beach area AND all just a short walk away!!

Ahoy!! Be Advised!!!...  
Shhhhh….Our website is pretty low keyed….So - If you want the Shipmate rate info and a few more photos….send us an email! (click link below)

Room Availability & Hot Tips!!!.....
We are currently taking reservation through October 2019

FOR ROOM AVAILABILITY CALL NOW – 1 809 970-3268
MAY - Plenty of availability for the entire month of May …..Don’t keep our Shipmates waiting make your reservations now….don’t be sorry….May is one of the best weather months of the year. 

JUNE - Summer is knocking on the door …so come on down so you can Knock Knock Knock on Heavens door at Blackbeards …..Lots of rooms for our Shipmates to make you feel Forever Young !!!! 

JULY - With Summer in full swing come and enjoy our Tropical paradise…. with ample amount of availability for the whole month and obviously an ample amount of Shipmates … as they say in Jamaica there is “Ample to Sample“
Once you have checked on availability…………
<<<<– Airfares – Santiago/STI>>>>
 
Don’t forget – we NOW offer taxi transportation to and from Santiago and if you bring a couple of Pirates and share the cost – you can save a bundle on airfare!!

If you hear about a good airfare deal in the upcoming months – please share the info so we can share it with all of our Pirates!!
From the Treasure Chest…..
PRIVATE COMMENTS FOR EL CAPITAN
If you would like to contact me privately regarding your experience at my hotel- Please contact me at the email link below . . . 
Your comments and suggestions will remain anonymous and confidential.
Thank You For Your Time.
As BlackBeard himself once said . . . 
”my secluded hideout has it all . . . Wine, Food and Song.”

One visit and you will be “Hooked”
BlackBeards Adult Resort
Costambar Beach, Puerto Plata, Dominican Republic
Reservations: 1-809-970-3268

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