7. You should know that no one understood it was an April Fools’ joke. No one expected you to have a sense of humor.
8. A and C were going to prank their friend … but they just letter B.
9. Which day of the year do monkeys like best? The first of Ape-ril.
10. Which day is the worst to propose on? April Fools’ Day.
11. A couple of pranksters broke into the local police station and stole all the lavatory equipment. A spokesperson was quoted as saying, “We have absolutely nothing to go on.”
12. What’s a stepladder’s favorite holiday? April Stools’ Day.
13. What did April Fools’ Day say after it won an award? Prank you.
14. Who needs April Fools’ when your whole life is a joke? April fools.
15. Who needs a day for the fools? I’m surrounded by them all year.
16. I don’t always joke on April Fools’ Day. Just kidding, I do.
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