What is a New Year's Resolution?
It is something that goes in one year and out the other.
Three seniors are out for a stroll.
One of them remarks, "It's windy."
Another replies, "No way. It's Thursday."
The last one says, "Me too. Let's have a soda."
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around." - Leo Buscaglia, author