CONVEYOR HUMOR
Imagine you're a slug of metal rolling down a conveyor belt. A massive die drops on you and you're stamped into a shiny, perfect coin...
Are you moved and impressed?
I bought a globe at Woolworths
I put it on the conveyor, and when the cashier picked it up to scan it, I said, “be careful! That means the world to me!”
(True Story) The other day I was at a DIY shop, buying various tools for around the house. In my basket was a hammer, and when it travelled along the conveyor belt and reached the checkout girl I shouted 'Stop!'.
She just looked at me blankly, and I was too embarrassed to finish the joke.