A Sign In A Shoe Repair Store In Atlanta Reads:

   We will heel you

     We will save your sole

       We will even dye for you.

 

A Sign On A Blinds And Curtain Truck:

     "Blind man driving."

 

In a Podiatrist's office:

   "Time wounds all heels."

 

On a Septic Tank Truck  :

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

 

At an Optometrist's Office  :

"If you don't see what you're looking for,

   You've come to the right place."

 

On a Plumber's truck  :

"We repair what your husband fixed."

 

On another Plumber's truck  :

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

 

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee  :

"Invite us to your next blowout."

 

On an Electrician's Truck  :

  "Let us remove your shorts."

 

In a Non-smoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and  will take appropriate action."