Holiday Laughs
Treat yourself to five minutes of fun laughter with these hilarious holiday jokes!

Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!

What do you call Santa's little helpers?
Subordinate clauses!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes!

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can "ho ho ho!"

Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low "elf" esteem!

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Christmas Poem
Ever wanted to click Ctrl-F keys to find something missing, like the spirit of Christmas? Author Jean Neff Guthrie shares a poem on finding Christmas within.

Finding Christmas
How to find Christmas,
In the midst 
Of sale signs on store walls.
Drowning in crowds at the malls.
Click Ctrl-F joy.

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One Christmas Eve when I was a child, I hid under the buffet in our dining room to wait for Santa Clause. I stayed there for what seemed like half the night. I finally went to bed, tired and disappointed. 

The next morning, I realized that I should have stayed hidden a little longer. 

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Aria Vanir, here, thrilled to be out of school for winter holiday! Wishing you an astro Advent, Winter Solstice, Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, or whatever you choose to celebrate for 2028.

I wish I could spend the holidays on Vitchera with the Gallions, but Dad said a longer trip this summer would be easier. By then the government should have intergalactic passports ready for use. Bureaucrats make everything so complicated!
Inviting Aliens to Christmas

If Jesus had a birthday party, would he invite aliens? I pondered this as I hung my Christmas stocking on the fireplace mantle this afternoon. Mom was baking a cake and blending spices for her famous Hiddleman hot cider. Dad and Jackie were hanging lights outside. Christmas was about celebrating the birth of Christ, only we didn't fly to Bethlehem to give birthday presents to Jesus. But if Jesus had a 2028th birthday party, would he invite good aliens like the Gallions I had met this summer?

Aria and Tommy on Facebook
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