CORNY JOKES
Q: Why were all the corn stalks afraid of Jimmy?
A: Because Jimmy cracks corn and he don’t care.
Q: What did the corn say when he received a compliment?
A: Aw, shucks.
Q: How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A: A buccaneer.
Q: Why was everyone letting the corn tell them what to do?
A: He was the kernel.
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