I realize this is a bit early, but for once I'd like to get ahead of the game rather than following behind like that guy with the broom on the old Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoon. I don't know about you, but I am looking forward to 2020 being done. I hate to wish away time--particularly when I have so much to do--but this year has been a real stinker.
I am therefore making a proposal to any and all who are willing:
At 11:58 on 12/31/2020 go into your kitchen -- pour yourself a glass of whatever (and I do mean WHATEVER, doesn't have to be alcoholic by any stretch) and walk to the front door of your home, open it, and at precisely midnight say "Goodbye and Good Riddance 2020, Come on in 2021" and lift your glass to a new year.
WHO IS WITH ME? Are you willing to take a selfie doing it and send it to me on 1/2/2021 to email@example.com
or by mail to:
Qe Enfaolen Enterprises
P.O. Box 19139
Topeka, KS 66619-0139
I will choose one winner from among anybody who does and send them a $20.00 gift card. BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOUR SNAIL MAIL IN YOUR ENTRY SO I CAN SEND THE PRIZE!