In honor of Holloween, a different type of editorial.
In parts of the world, ghosts and vampires are not just fodder for children’s' stories. Oh no, they are very much real and far more terrifying.
Office supplies are made for a dedicated purpose and, as side effect of being created with a specific purpose, they are imbued with the tiniest fragment of spirit driving them to that purpose.
In ordinary times, this is not an issue.
What many people do not know, is that when office supplies go unused for too long, they go bad...very bad. Such is the tale of Count de Supplies.
You see my friends, during the chaotic times of 2020, supplies at one particular law firm went unused for days, then weeks, then months. And, on the eve of the eve of all hallows eve, an evil came into this world.
Fueled by the combined spirit of the unused supplies, Count de Supplies has risen. He feasts upon silence and neglect instilling a malaise, alas a “fatigue" in the workplace. As time passes, his power grows, he is nearly unstoppable, but there is a way...
Work: put the supplies to use! As written in the prophecy:
“when the supplies are consumed in the name of productivity and all things legally relevant, only then shall his power be drained."
If you are reading this, it is not too late, while i am no longer here, you are and there is still time. Pick up the paper clips and staplers, put sticky notes on all that needs noting. Highlight and flag that which is important to you, bind what must be bound. Together.
With all souls combined, the count can be defeated. Else, abandon all hope, ye who enter this place. For he will have won.
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