(I find jokes work better when told as if they actually happened to me)
Last night, in the lobby of the hotel I saw two elderly couples. The men and women were sitting apart and I overheard the gentlemen talking.
One said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was great, with delicious large portions and it didn't cost much. I highly recommend it."
The other man said, "What's the name of the restaurant?"
The first man thinks for a second, then says, "Aahh, What's the name of that flower? The one with the thorns. Um, the red one you give on Valentine's Day?
His friend said, "Do you mean rose?"
"Yeah, that's it." He turns to his wife and yells, "Hey Rose! What's the name of that restaurant we ate at last night?"