Tickle Me Tuesday Funnies

Main Theatre, Gallery Mini Theatre,

Restaurant & Bar, Gallery, Gift Shop and Celebrity B&B

629 North Main Street, Danville, VA 24540

Phone 434-793-SHOW (7469)

www.HistoricNorthTheatre.com

50th Anniversary of Wayne Alan as a Full-time Professional Magician

40th Anniversary of Wayne Alan winning the Olympics of Magic (FISM) and becoming America's Only World Champion Illusionist

10th Anniversary of Wayne Alan owning and operating The Historic North Theatre in Danville, VA

75th Anniversary of the Historic North Theatre

Coming Attractions

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Saturday, March 12-7:30 PM-Monthly Professional Comedy Club Show

Tickets only $20.00

Our Headliner will be Irwin Loring. His comedy revolves around his family, relationships, religion, and society in general. He was raised in a farming community in upstate New York, by a single Jewish mother household. He blames his mother for his bizarre views on parenting, and his overall outlook on life. He brings an energy to the room that makes audiences laugh wherever he performs. His style can be described as a mix of David Brenner and George Carlin, with a touch of Don Rickles.

For over 5 years the Historic North Theatre has built up a great reputation for bringing professional comedians to town. Most of them come from the Northeast area of the country but all have performed at the top comedy clubs, cruise ships and on National TV. We normally have an opening act, a feature performer and the headliner. The specific comedians will be confirmed in the near future. We move the seats around to allow for wider aisles so you the audience can roll in them.

Wayne Alan's 2022

Halloween Magic Spooktacular

Oct. 18, 2022-2:00 PM

Oct. 21, 2022-7:30 PM

Oct. 22, 2022-7:30 PM

Oct. 23, 2022-2:00 PM

Wayne Alan's 2022

Magic of Christmas Spectacular

Dec. 13, 2022-2:00 PM

Dec. 17, 2022-7:30 PM

Dec. 23, 2022-7:30 PM

Dec. 26, 2022-2:00 PM

2023

NEW DATES for 2023

Houdini Festival of Magic

"A New Kind of Magician’s Convention"

March 23-25, 2023

Historic North Theatre-Danville, VA

With all of the uncertainty regarding the recent upsurge in covid cases and out of a concern for the wellbeing of our attendees and talent, my co-producer Robert Dadras and I have decided to reschedule the Houdini Festival of Magic. The new dates are March 23-25, 1923. March 24th is Houdini's birthday. The festival will be held at The Historic North Theatre in Danville, VA.

We invite you to join us for 3 days of fun, friendship, southern hospitality and amazing magic. We will bring together stand-up and stage magicians, sleight of hand artists, escape artists and magic collectors and historians to enjoy a new convention as a tribute to the most famous magician of all time, Harry Houdini. It will feature FISM and Magic Castle award winners on the big stage and on the close-up magic show stage in the wonderfully raked and intimate seating of the balcony mini-theatre, dealers's room, auction, lectures, films and lots of surprises.

The Historic North Theatre is a charming 1947 vaudeville house with 500 seats and a full balcony that was beautifully restored with 3.5 million dollars. The theatre is owned and operated by illusionist Wayne Alan. Reasonable lodging and restaurants (one is in the theatre complex) are very near. Registration only $169.00. For more information respond to this email with subject line:Houdini Festival. www.TheHoudiniFestival.com

Call 434-793-SHOW (7469).

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TICKLE ME TUESDAY FUNNIES

Valentine Jokes

Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day? A calendar.

What did the love-obsessed candle say when it was lit? “I found the perfect match!”

Why did the magnet hit on the refrigerator? He found her to be very attractive.

Man: "Honey, on this Valentine's Day, I want to tell you something... I'm not rich like Jack. I don't have a mansion like Russell. I don't have a Porsche like Martin. But I do love you and I want to marry you."

Woman: "Oh, dear, I love you too! What was that you said about Martin?"

What is it called when your aunt went off to get married on Valentine’s Day? Antelope.

If he doesn't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.

My high-school English teacher was well known for being a fair, but hard, grader. One day I received a B minus on a theme paper. In hopes of bettering my grade and in the spirit of the valentine season, I sent her an extravagant heart-shaped box of chocolates with the pre-printed inscription: "BE MINE." The following day, I received in return a valentine from the teacher. It read: "Thank you, but it's still BE MINE-US."

These difficult times will pass. God bless us all.

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