The inventor of Tetris died recently and the casket was buried vertically...
And then the entire graveyard disappeared
What do you call a vertically challenged man who escaped from prison and can commune with ghosts?
A small medium at large.
What's half of 8?
00 if you split it horizontally and 33 if you split it vertically
My wife asked me to install vertical storage for our collection of encyclopedias..
But I'm no good at DIY, so I went to the library to find out how to do it and asked the lady behind the desk..
"Do you have any books on shelves?"
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