When I first got to the DC Gulag, we were not allowed hair cuts for over a year! In my normal life I usually keep my head bald, shaving it about every 3 to 4 days. This started because unfortunately my hair began to thin on the top in 2002. Well due to not being able to maintain my ‘hair’ style, I had a years growth on my head. It was thick around the sides and back, but thin on the top. So, as a joke for morale because the days were rough here, I used magic shave to burn the hair off the top of my head. Thus, I had a clean and smooth ‘cul de sac’ on the top of my head; leaving hair around the sides and the back. Then I thought (a bit of genius, if I say so myself) what if I cut the hair off the top and just leave the back? You know, kind of like business in the front, party in the back; except no business. So about two weeks later, I did just that! That day something fundamental and foundational changed in the atmosphere, the bullet (bald mullet) party in the back hairstyle was born. Now it is also known as Skullet, trademarked by The Real J6. |