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Where do you find love in a grocery store?
Aisle B… there for you.
How do you put a flower in the friend zone?
You tell it, 'You’re my best bud'.
What did the salt say to the pepper on Valentine's Day? Oooh baby, baby. Baby, baby. (That one's for the dads raised in the '80s.)
What did the snail say on Valentine's Day when his call went to voicemail?
I just crawled to say I love you.
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