I Googled 'how to light a cigar'...
and got 70 million matches.
A cigar smoker bought several hundred expensive cigars
And had them insured against fire. After he'd smoked them all, he filed a claim, pointing out that the cigars had been destroyed by fire. The company refused to pay, and the man sued. A judge ruled that because the insurance company had agreed to insure against fire, it was legally responsible. The company paid the claim and and when the man accepted the money, the company had him arrested for arson.
I remember 30 years ago with a dollar you went to the supermarket and left with 2 sandwiches, a 6-pack of beer and a box of cigars.
Today, unfortunately, there are cameras everywhere.
Oh yeah, I REALLY hate cigars.
-Fidel Sarcastro
Can a cigar box?
No, but a tin can.
Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar,
you're gonna go far
Oh, by the way, which one's Pink?
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