What's better than Dad jokes? Mom puns!
You always have the best ideas. You're a real mother of invention.
I still hear your voice in my head telling me to do the right thing. I call it my inner mom-ologue.
Thank you for providing me womb and board all those years ago.
You're responsible for so many of my best memories. I like to call them mom-entos.
Computers are so smart because they listen to their motherboards.
You always knew what to do to make me feel better when I was sick. The first step was always the ther-mom-eter.