Introducing the epic mashup of the century.
Drumroll, please! Club 100 is joining forces with our pals from Iron Battalion CrossFit to bring you the fitness collaboration of your dreams. It's like peanut butter and jelly, Batman and Robin, or fries and ketchup – it's just meant to be!
Get ready to unleash your inner superhero with a twist of humor, sweat, and friendship. We're excited to introduce you to CrossFit, where we'll teach you new movements that'll have you feeling like a ninja in no time.
You're not just joining a fitness class; you're becoming part of a community of old and new friends who are equally excited to get their sweat on. We guarantee that by the end of your first session, you'll have a new workout buddy or two. And if you don't, we'll personally introduce you to your new imaginary workout friend, Jim. Jim's a great listener.
Can't wait to know more about our partners in crime, Iron Battalion CrossFit? You're in luck! Check them out on Yelp – they're so awesome, even the Internet loves them. And while you're at it, give them a quick scroll on Instagram for some fitness inspiration.
As for our website, well, we're working on it with the dedication of a beaver building a dam. Stay tuned for updates because we promise it'll be as exciting as unwrapping a birthday gift from your weird Aunt Martha.
As for the class schedule, that's in the top-secret vault for now – just kidding, it's coming soon. We'll let you know when you can book your spot to become a CrossFit superstar.
We're absolutely thrilled about this partnership – it's like the Avengers of fitness! So, get ready for a fun, exhilarating, and laugh-filled journey to a healthier you. Put on your spandex – or not, it's your call, and join us for the adventure of a lifetime.
Stay tuned, dear fitness enthusiast. We're about to rock your workout world.