Weekend Lineup
Dad will love these dancing options!

Tell Dad you're going dancin' this weekend! Start off Friday night at Moravia Store with Lost Cause or go to Martinez Social Club in San Antonio to see Countrymen or head to Silver Center in Seguin to dance to Glen Collins & The Alibis. On Saturday, you got Mark Halata & Texavia in Sealy, fiddler Sean Orr at Cistern Store, Brave Combo at Poor David's Pub in Dallas, Billy Mata in Navasota, Charles & Fab 4 in Wallis, and Paul Schlesinger & the Knights of Texas at a church picnic in Winchester. On Sunday, actual Father's Day, take Dad to the Not Just Oom-Pah Concert in Austin, dance to Bootleg Country in North Houston, enjoy the Ennis Czech Boys and The Moravians at Ammannsville Church Picnic, czech out Off the Grid in Del Valle at Live Oak Brewery, kick up your heels to Lost Cause in Millheim, get funky with the Lazy Farmers Band in New Taiton, feel the color with Burgundy in San Antonio, and get excited about Jerry Haisler & Melody 5 in Seaton at Sefcik Hall.

Can't see Dad this weekend? Take him to the Fayette County Country Opry on Monday night in La Grange, featuring Tim & Alicia Kulhanek, young Jack Phillips, and Mary Dooley.

Y'all stay cool & Polka On!

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Kolache-Klobase Festival
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Dance Time in Elgin
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Squeeze Box Blowout
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St Rose Picnic Schulenburg
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Squeezebox Band to give free outdoor concert June 18 for Music Under the Stars


Watch the videos by Walt Harfmann of Ennis Czech Boys, Dujka Brothers, and Red Ravens at the Kolache-Klobase Festival in East Bernard PLUS All Around Czechs in Cyclone and Jodie Mikula in Corn Hill. 
During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level. The patient  described a typical day:

"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake, marched up and down several rocky hills,
stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand,  and took four leaks behind big trees."
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoorsman!"
"NAH," he replied, "I'm just a terrible golfer."

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